Assholes on Parade

Drunken internet bully Chrissy Teigen and her husband, noted action hero John Legend, showed up to sell sunglasses. Hey who doesn't need $65 sunglasses?  I got my last pair of sunglasses at Home Depot for $8 and guess what they do. Block the Sun. I cut their daughter out of the picture because she's innocent, and didn't ask for any of this. Besides, you can't pick your parents. If you could, would you pick a guy that would dress like that as your dad? No. You wouldn't. I really hope he didn't get his sneakers dirty.