The World According to PJ

PJ O'Rourke, in Parliament of Whores:

"How come," I asked Andy, "whenever someone upsets the Left, you see immediate marches and parades and rallies with signs already printed and rhyming slogans already composed, whereas whenever someone upsets the Right, you see two members of the Young Americans for Freedom waving a six-inch American Flag?"
"We have jobs." said Andy.