Once upon a time*...

Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam. Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted.
The waiting room was filled with patients. As I approached the receptionist's desk, I noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. I gave her my name.
In a very loud voice, the receptionist said,

"Yes, I have your name here: You want to see the doctor about impotence, right?"

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, a now very embarrassed man.
But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,

"No, I've  come to inquire about a sex change operation, but I don't want the same doctor who did yours."

The room erupted in applause!

Don't mess with old retired guys!!!

ever

*What’s the difference between a fairy tale and a sea story? A fairy tale starts with “Once upon a time” and a sea story starts with “So there I was”. 
(that previous line paraphrases another blogger's tagline)